When You Think Of Germany, Think Of Donte Greene

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When you think of Germany, what do you think of? Streudel? Sauerkraut? Schnitzengruben?

See, I think of Donte Greene. A young man who embodies everything that is good about Germany (nothing bad has ever happened there! GOT IT???). And that's why I'm excited to see Donte Greene represent his country proud by playing for the Germans in the next Euro Championship:

Beautiful day. I'm taking my son 2get his passport. Going 2 Germany in a couple months. I'm think'n bout playn for the German national team.

Which once again proves my old theory, Germans Love Donte Greene. Actually Donte was born in Munich, Germany when his mother worked for the NSA. Intrigue!

The tournament is set for September and will be played in Poland. I just hope that Donte stays away from the many vices that Germany can offer. It's women are a salacious bunch, able to turn any virile man into wet sauerkraut in their hands.

H/T: Jameson

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Jesus

I know that people are very colloquial when posting on the internet, but his post is borderline unreadable.

"(BARF)" - Donovan McNabb, during his game winning drive against Virginia Tech in 1998

by kotite4ever on Apr 17, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions

It was late on Friday

Everything came to me in a tangent.

by Sean Keeley on Apr 18, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions

I spent two years in Germany when I was in the Army and was actually born there too when my parents were stationed there themselves. Great beer, good parties, awesome food you can get at a roadside stand and many other great things including selling beer at McDonalds.

by Orange Chuck on Apr 18, 2009 9:52 AM EDT reply actions