We'll Be Playing In The Enlyten Dome By 2011
This one slipped past me the first time around but Syracuse.com linked to a seemingly inconsequential press release for a product called Enlyten today. It was the announcement that Shaq is their new spokesman. But within the release was this little nugget-o-plenty:
Shaq's endorsement of Enlyten's products comes just after it was reported in the New York Times that Syracuse University's basketball team was being given Enlyten electrolyte strips by its trainer to help replenish the players' electrolytes and assist in their hydration in their recent 6-overtime win over the University of Connecticut.
Who/what/when? The article in question was Pete Thamel's final wrap of the epic© game when he mention that the SU trainers happened to have some Enlyten handy for just such an occassion:
The Syracuse trainer Brad Pike had a difficult task to keep his players hydrated. He mixed the players’ Gatorade with an electrolyte additive called Gatorlytes and gave them something called Enlyten, which look like those minty breath strips. Players pressed them in their checks to help them hydrate.
I swung by the Enlyten website to see what all the hub-bub is about and to pay my respects to the wonderdrug. I learned that Enlyten strips are "formulated with some of the most scientifically proven antioxidant properties in the world" which sounds awesome in a nondescript, vague way. That's kind of a running vibe through the whole website, especially the executive bios.
Instead of noting actual experiences, we learn things like how the CEO "has extensive entrepreneurial experience along with a deeply ingrained philosophy of practicality, innovation and common sense." Oh, good. He's also built "seven businesses in the last 14 years" which may or may not be a good thing if you think about it.
Bit I'm not here to bash Enlyten, I'm here to praise it. It's wondrous, magical powers are directly responsible for Syracuse's victory over UConn and it should be commended. Get out there and buy some antioxidant strips, will ya? Your buccal mucosa ain't gonna deliver itself.
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Does this mean that in 20 years, we’ll get a Jay Bilas (or any other big college basketball announcer) narrated commercial for Enlyten with shots of Syracuse players? Is that only if it gets renamed Orange-lyten?
Those strips are intense...
Brandon Reese’s mom gave me an Energy Booster one of those before we drove back from Miami. I didn’t really know what it was I just figured mothers know best.
by MillerHeartsNunes on Mar 31, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
"some of the greatest minds in the medical community"
Dr. Joe Bob Kirk is on their medical advisory board, which is the second-coolest doctor’s name in history (after “Dr. Feelgood”).
Brad Pike
knows his shit. Thats why he was the trainer for the olympic team. Syracuse is lucky to have one of the best trainers in the country working with our basketball program.
Brad story: I injured myself during an offseason competition, and all the scrub trainers thought it was a broken rib. X Rays didnt show anything. They did a bone scan. Nothing. The grad trainers think Im being a pussy. My coach can tell Im in pain. Takes me over to the dome to see brad who was doing basketball things. In 5 minutes he knew what was wrong with me and in 20 I was in an MRI machine confirming it.

Turns out I had detached one of my serratus anterior from my rib. Brad figured this out in seconds after the other trainers had taken days. Hes pretty much the Dr. House of athletic training… except not a dick, or addicted to pain killers, or crippled.
Brad rehabing Eric and Andy. Id say he did a pretty good job.
Kudos to Brad for good work done
If he says Enlyten works, by God, I will follow him straight into hell.

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