Kristof Ongenaet is the new Chuck Norris!??

On my blog, http://orangecuse.blogspot.com/, I've commented on how KO is starting to the Chuck Norris treatment from SU fans (the one's that make CN superhuman)  I've posted the blog post here, and feel free to leave comments on either here, or my blog, about new KO jokes.

During these slow few days known as the break between conference tournaments and Selection Sunday and the start of the NCAA Tournament, I've been reading too many blogs for my own good...BUT, I have noticed something funny on the Syracuse Basketball Forum (http://www.syracuse.com/forums/orangebasketball/).  Our favorite adopted Belgian, Kristof Ongenaet at first was being compared to Chuck Norris; however, on the forum he has now surpassed Walker, the Texas Ranger (I know there is no "the" but just go with it).   Some of my favorites so far include:
KO does not consider it sex if the woman lives
When KO wants an egg, he crack's open a chicken
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the tyrannosaurus rex wasn't chasing the jeep.  KO was chasing the tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
Wilt Chamberlain claimed to have slept with over 20,000 women in his lifetime.  KO calls this a 'slow tuesday.'
A cobra once bit Kristof's leg.  After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into KO.
KO has counted to infinity...twice
If you have any others, even if they are verbatim with Chuck Norris one's, put them in the comments section.