Someone Needs To Remind David Oku That Women Weaken Legs

That’s kind of pathetic. I mean, if he’s choosing a college based on trim, you’d think he’d at least check out the Florida schools, or UCLA, or SOMETHING. Nebraska? Are you kidding me? Even Syracuse has hotter chicks than Nebraska. Bad form Oku, bad form.

I love the smarm and sass in this post. Good work Sean. And yes, one thing for sure is that SU grads leave school being able to read.

but didn’t Oku originally commit to Tennessee because of a girl they set him up with he met on his official visit?

send him the two hottest girls on the dance team.

…Unless he gets her pregnant

Okay, both Oku and Brown are going to develop a complete utter hatred for Kiffin after he makes another stupid gaffe, and UT will be dropped from the list.

Oku will be very close to signing with Auburn, when it comes out the day before he intends to do it that Brown is also choosing to sign there.

Oku will be put off by this, and his girlfriend will put him over the top towards Nebraska.

However, Brown realizes in a talk with Gene Chizik that he won’t get the carries he wants right away, and that Gene Chizik just coached Iowa State who is awful, and he will go back to Miami.

However, in that time it will come out that Oku’s girlfriend was infact planted by Bo Pelini to attract Oku to the University, and in immense anger he moves back home to Oklahoma, and begins calling up coaches to see if he has any options besides Syracuse.

As Brown is dialing Miami to tell them that he is accepting their offer, it comes out that Miami was tired of waiting for him, and that they signed David Oku!

With a rapid turn of events, Doug Marrone calls a betrayed Bryce Brown, and sells him SU, and Brown signs his LOI the next day.

See, it’ll all work out.

for me to say that Nebraska sucks. The main exports of that state are meth, clogged arteries, uggos, and complaining. I mean, Tommy Lee went to Nebraska sorta. Anyways theres no way Oku will go there once he sees Bo Pelini ripping the heart out of an official. That dude is strait crazy.

Did i mention Nebraska sucks?

I mean, come on. Who would want to move to Lincoln, Nebraska?? Especially coming from Oklahoma, which isn’t much better…

I’ll take him going to Nebraska. Of course I am a Nebraska fan and grew up there, but still… Interesting that once again Syracuse loses a recruit to Nebraska, much like Tommie Frazier and Jamal Lord.

And if you took one look at those Nebraska girls, you would definitely understand why he is going there instead of Syracuse. I hate to break it to most of you, but Nebraska Girls > Syracuse Girls.

I was high on this guy…but now I don’t want him. What kinda of moron goes to a school because of a girl he met on his recruiting visit. This guy is a headcase and I don’t want to see him suit up for us.

I bet he transfers when that girl gives him herpes, because she has been ridden by recruits of the last few years.

Oh and on Nebraska Girls > Syracuse Girls…I need evidence.

I’m going be living in an apartment. They didn’t buy me a house

Is that his way of saying he wants a house? If we get him a house can we get him? There are tons of foreclosure properties in Syracuse for pennies on the dollar! Someone get this kid a house!

There are several SU girls with big time talents.

They should have taken him to F&W.