I Come Back To You Now, At The Turn Of The Tide

by Sean Keeley on Feb 10, 2009 3:18 PM EST

It is I, Gandalf the Orange. And I return to you in your time of need. I regret that I have been away, fighting the mighty Calhounrog. It was in my absence that you fell and you fell mightily. And I feared the worst, that the Gollum-looking creature among you might take this opportunity to steal the One Ring for himself.

But I am here to tell that it will not pass. Not if we stick together. Our path has been chosen for us but it is us who must walk it. And we shall form a Fellowship, you and I, along with the orc, the elf and the heir to throne of men. We shall defeat the evil forces that await us tomorrow night in the dark kingdom of Hartford.

We will do so because to do otherwise would doom all of Middle-Conference into chaos...

UUUUU. CONNNNNN. SHALLL. NOT. PASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

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Im gonna go out on a limb

and say, I dont think you got laid very often in school sean

by ryanwk628 on Feb 10, 2009 3:27 PM EST reply actions

I can't imagine what you mean by that

now do you want to come with me to see all three LOTR movies back-to-back-to-back while dressed as our favorite characters and re-enacting the scenes as they happen or not?

by Sean Keeley on Feb 10, 2009 3:32 PM EST up reply actions

Which 3?

Regular or extended addition? Or do I not even need to ask?

by NOLACuse on Feb 10, 2009 4:40 PM EST up reply actions

I’m betting you don’t. And you probably have to watch all five audio-commentaries on each movie.

by Orange22 on Feb 10, 2009 5:30 PM EST up reply actions

Ooh. I didn't realize that.

I just did the extended movies and watched the commentaries at other times separately. Dammit!

Btw, a 2 foot Wawa hoagie is a fantastic food option for this movie viewing extravaganza.

by NOLACuse on Feb 10, 2009 5:39 PM EST up reply actions

you are my hero

I have lived in Philadelphia for almost 5 years now and despite single-handedly keeping the Wawa near me in business, I had no idea they offered a 2 ft hoagie.

by stumpycuse on Feb 10, 2009 11:01 PM EST up reply actions

It's a beautiful thing.

I miss it dearly now that I live in New Orleans, though I can’t really complain as there is more than enough good food here to keep me occupied.

by NOLACuse on Feb 11, 2009 9:43 AM EST up reply actions

I'm afraid to watch the game.

I feel like it won’t be good for my health.

by voteprime on Feb 10, 2009 3:44 PM EST reply actions

FINALLY!

I haven’t smiled since sometime pre-last Saturday @ noon… I finally have hope again!

by TheSaltineWarrior on Feb 10, 2009 3:52 PM EST reply actions

Hope is a dangerous thing

by Sean Keeley on Feb 11, 2009 12:16 AM EST up reply actions

Hope is a good thing, maybe the best thing... Red.

by Otis Hill on Feb 11, 2009 9:24 AM EST up reply actions

Thanks for this

Funny stuff as always.

Glad to have you back.

no homo

by Dana0430 on Feb 10, 2009 4:14 PM EST reply actions

No homo taken

by Sean Keeley on Feb 11, 2009 12:16 AM EST up reply actions

Sons of Onondaga, of Syracuse, my brothers!

I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the Dome!

by NOLACuse on Feb 10, 2009 4:36 PM EST reply actions