So the Every Day Should Be Saturday blog had a post about a half-assed Ohio State version of "Its all about the U," which was as pathetic and, for some odd reason, contained a number of young children. Orson writes:
The intimidating thing in the clip are the ferocious-looking children hanging out with the MC here. Laugh, but you really could beat up far fewer nine-year olds thank you think. Our personal bet was always somewhere around nine of them if they were coordinated, ten if they weren’t, and fifteen if they were disabled in any way. You have to plan for these things, because knowing is half the battle, and who are you to say categorically that you won’t be forced to fight an army of disabled nine-year olds for your life one day?*
*Syracuse football joke goes here.
(hangs head in shame)