Syracuse vs. Florida A Lesson In Bodily Function

by Sean Keeley on Dec 11, 2009 1:22 PM EST

For Florida players, you have to imagine that the challenge of going up against Syracuse's talent was a daunting one. Especially once you stepped on the court and saw just how imposing and powerful Rick Jackson and Arinze Onuaku truly are. It's the kind of thing that would figuratively make one poop their pants. Or perhaps, literally...

That's a curious stain in an even more curious place on the backside of Florida's Dan Werner. It could be shadow, I suppose. Then again...

Yeah...I'm pretty sure he pooped his pants.

Alas, Florida wasn't the only team on hand last night attempting to evacuate the body in moments of desperation. Not even living legends are immune to the urges of man. Like, say, having a good pick.

The folks on the Kentucky board swear Jimmy takes a taste but after reviewing the footage I can conclusively say that Jimmy does not, I repeat, DOES NOT sample his own goods. But he does save that hand and whatever might be on it for usage later on...

It's no Stinkpalm, but it's close.

H/T: actioncuse

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HAHAHAHAH RECOMMEND!

Werner was scared

Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie

by Timmy L. on Dec 11, 2009 1:27 PM EST reply actions

The folks on the Kentucky board swear Jimmy takes a taste but after reviewing the footage I can conclusively say that Jimmy does not, I repeat, DOES NOT sample his own goods. But he does save that hand and whatever might be on it for usage later on…

I love Jimmy, but I have to say, when watching live last night, I was pretty certain that pinky went straight from his nose to the inside of his mouth. He tried to slyly do it, as if it was just a natural motion of the hand. But there was pinky in the nose, then same pinky in the mouth, with no other movements in between.

Then his head went back, and to the left. Back. And to the left.

Go Tartans!

by voteprime on Dec 11, 2009 1:30 PM EST reply actions

I wonder what Doris Burke would say about this…

by stumpycuse on Dec 11, 2009 4:13 PM EST reply actions

...that Dan Werner smells deuces?

by MrPlow99 on Dec 11, 2009 4:32 PM EST up reply actions

don't you mean

everyone else on the floor smelled dueces

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by Sean Keeley on Dec 11, 2009 4:49 PM EST up reply actions

is it true that he originally committed to Skidmore?

by stumpycuse on Dec 11, 2009 5:30 PM EST reply actions

+1

"(BARF)" - Donovan McNabb, during his game winning drive against Virginia Tech in 1998

by kotite4ever on Dec 11, 2009 11:54 PM EST up reply actions

the screen shot makes the boeheim thing look so much worse

i didn’t even notice it when i was watching the game

by chrisbee13 on Dec 11, 2009 8:30 PM EST reply actions

this is exactly why i could no longer be lurker and had to actually speak up on this site

comments like this are hilarious. and when i saw Boeheim picking his nose at home I just groaned. I didn’t, however, see him go for his mouth. Excellent screen capture. And come on Boeheim! The team looks respectable this year. They always call you “hall of famer” Jim Boeheim. Let’s not lose respect to “booger eater” Jim Boeheim! Sheesh.

by MrsOtto1313 on Dec 12, 2009 3:43 PM EST reply actions

Wow

Really? Are you guys surprised at him picking his nose? This guy has been picking his nose for years. It’s about time someone else found this out. Not sure if this is worse than Thad Matta chewing his gum after it fell out of his mouth and onto the floor during a game a couple years ago.

Without Gerry McNamara we wouldn't have won 10 f-- games, not 10

by PoetryInMoten on Dec 12, 2009 5:32 PM EST up reply actions