We just cannot catch a break.
At this point, I'm seriously questioning whether we have enough players to field a full roster. We might have to place an ad. Or call random people out of the crowd to play. Or... something.
I've never played organized football, and I'm a 5'7" skinny Jewish boy. But just in case, I'm going to put an e-mail to Coach Marrone. I still have eligibility left!