Shirt sizes in Pittsburgh XXL, XXL, and baby elephant #BeatPitt
Pitt doesn't have attendance issues, the # of ppl that show is the amount that actually fit in the blding - most need 2 seats #beatpitt
Dave Wannstedt cuts his hair with a Flowbee. #BeatPitt
It's never sunny in Pittsburgh. #BeatPitt
Your city reeks of urine. That's all I've got. #BeatPitt
Pittsburgh: Three rivers, three ways out of town. #BeatPitt
#BeatPitt because Coach Wannstedt stole Bill Taft's mustache.
Looking for a city with multiple bridges AND crippling poverty? Pittsburgh just might be the place for you! #BeatPitt
#BeatPitt Jim Brown > Tony Dorsett
Send it in Jerome is a popular Gay Porn reference #BeatPitt
#BeatPitt #BeatSweat #BeatBodyOdor they are all one and the same
If Andrew Carnegie were alive today to see Pittsburgh, he surely would kill himself. #BeatPitt
The home of wayward former NFL coaches and Tom Selleck stunt doubles....#BeatPitt
#BeatPitt because they are simply North West Virginia.
Thisiswhyyourefat.com was originally titled healthypittsburgheating.com #BeatPitt
"Little People, Big World" was originally supposed to be about Dion Lewis and Cameron Saddler. #BeatPitt
Because it's in Pennsylvania - and Pennsylvania is the worst state ever to drive through. 81 in Pennsylvania is a death road. #BeatPitt
#BeatPitt because Onondaga County > Allegheny County in the battle of names you do not want in your spelling bee.
In Pittsburgh they look forward to getting coal in their stocking on Christmas. They can trade it for food. #BeatPitt
#BeatPitt cause we don't need a Dave Wannstedt-led team losing by 30 to TCU in the Sugar Bowl
Pittsburgh students often confuse the city's "Strip District" for actual strip clubs. Awkward public nudity ensues. #BeatPitt
University of Pittsburgh: when you're too stupid for Carnegie Mellon and too much of a douche-bag for Duquesne #BeatPitt
The Cash for Clunkers program was originally intended to upgrade Pitt's female student body #BeatPitt
#BeatPitt 3-5 NC State did it, how hard could it be?
How can a city with 3 rivers running through it contain so many dirty, dirty people? #BeatPitt
#beatPitt because jesus hates them, I would know I'm a Jew
Pittsburgh is Cleveland with less culture #BeatPitt
The Oakland Zoo wasn't named for students being rowdy, but their overall unattractiveness. #BeatPitt
Worst team in the city: Panthers or Pirates? A true toss-up. #BeatPitt
Because nothing says awesome Sat. like getting bussed to a stadium you don't own to watch your team play Youngstown State. #BeatPitt
Students in Pittsburgh are too dumb to know "The Gateway Clipper" is a river boat and not a deviant sex act. #BeatPitt
ITS NOT LIVIN IN A SHITTY CITY IF IT SMELLZ LIKE PISS REMEMBER THAT! #MWLifeLessons #BeatPitt
Fort Pitt was important during the French & Indian War. That's about it. #BeatPitt
My cousin went to Pitt. I haven't spoken to her in years. #BeatPitt
The word "Pitt" is right in the freaking name. What else do you have to say? #BeatPitt
Because, damn it, throw us a bone here!!! It's been a rough week. #BeatPitt
New City Slogan-"Pittsburgh, Newark West" #BeatPitt
Sex "Pitt" Panther-60% of the time, we're mediocre every time. #BeatPitt
Ron Burgandy's stache > Dave Wannestedt's stache #BeatPitt
Pittsburgh was named best place to live by "Crack Cocaine Aficionado" magazine. #BeatPitt
People in Philadelphia find Pittsburgh terrible. That's saying a lot. #BeatPitt
If bridges, rivers, and sex offenders are your bag, try Pittsburgh! #BeatPitt
Pittsburgh has sister cities in Cuba and Kazakhstan. I don't even know what to say to that. #BeatPitt
#BeatPitt Genny Cream Ale > Iron City Piss
Steel Reserve: the worst think you can drink from a 40oz bottle. #BeatPitt
I've coughed up phlegm from my throat that had more promise than Pitt. #BeatPitt
"Swine Flu" is the coughing, vomiting, fever, and diarrhea that you get from banging a Pitt coed #BeatPitt
If I lived any closer to Pittsburgh, I would commit seppuku #BeatPitt
The Panthers are the NJ Jets of Pittsburgh. Everyone acknowledges their existence but no one really gives a shit. #BeatPitt
Wanny's stache isn't a fashion statement, it's a food storage device #BeatPitt
Pittsburgh: Where it's socially acceptable to have a sex offender mustache. #BeatPitt
Pitt was founded by some guy named Hugh Henry Brackenridge. Sounds like a d-bag. #BeatPitt
Pittsburgh is an old eastern European word for Pollution #beatpitt
The original name of Pittsburgh was "Pittsburro", which I believe means Pitt's Ass #BeatPitt
Mark May went to Pitt. Mark May sucks. #BeatPitt
BREAKING: "Fuck" edges out "Oh shit" for most common response to "Welcome to Pittsburgh" #beatpitt
Mike Williams purposely got into an accident to avoid playing in the armPITT of PA #beatpitt
Pittsburgh: home of the original "FUPA". #BeatPitt
#BeatPitt now because by this time next week we'll have lost another 17 players
Please don't stare directly at Wannstedt's mustache. It'll burn your retinas and probably infect your with Hepatitis C. #BeatPitt
Who is that mustachioed man with the feathered hair? Only the best 8-games-over-.500-in-college coach never. #BeatPitt
Pittsburgh used to make steel. Now it makes excuses. #BeatPitt
It's tough to talk to Pittsburgh girls. They never seem to want to remove the feed bag from the front of their face. #BeatPitt