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Things HCDM couldve said to Edsall...

Doug Marrone looked upset, was very brief in his words, and gave a half-hearted hand shake to Randy Edsall. Edsall looked surprised at Marrone's choice of words, whatever they were, and stood a midfield for a few seconds shaking his head. He even seemed to try and yell something in Marrone's direction as he ran away

 

Being the over-excited that I am, my mind cant help but wonder what Head Coach Doug Marrone said to Randy Edsall after Saturday's shootout.  My guesses:

"Next year, you're ****ing dead"

"Way to go, ****ing traitor"

"I had a husky once, it was a b**** too"

"Set foot in the Dome again, you're a dead man"

Family friendly? Not so much.  But good rivalries are seldom started with sunshine and happiness.  Any other good 1-liners Marrone could've slipped in there?

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and can i just throw this out there

His full name is Randy Gay Edsall (Wikipedia) . Did not know that.

~Luke B.

by AZLK on Nov 30, 2009 2:16 AM EST reply actions  

He said

“Running up the score on a fellow Orange alumnus? If Coach Mac were still alive, he’d be furious.”

"(BARF)" - Donovan McNabb, during his game winning drive against Virginia Tech in 1998

by kotite4ever on Nov 30, 2009 10:02 AM EST reply actions  

I like to think it was something like

“You get one. Try this running up the score shit again and I’ll end you. Oh yeah, I fucked your wife while we were at school, asshole.”

by Otis Hill on Nov 30, 2009 10:14 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

I was thinking something along the same lines.

by ryanwk628 on Nov 30, 2009 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

HCDM: “WTF Randy? Its too late this year because they are already in the mail…. but next year you are so NOT getting a christmas card!”
[HCDM walks away]
Randy: “Doug… wait…. IM SORRY” [proceeds to cry]

by ryanwk628 on Nov 30, 2009 1:35 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

definitely something about running up the score.

The pick 6 is ok because that is our fault, but the play action on 4th down (it was 4th down, wasn’t it?) probably is not what Marrone was thinking would happen.

Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie

by Timmy L. on Nov 30, 2009 2:26 PM EST reply actions  

I think it was the following:

HCDM (mumbles): “Asshole says ‘what’?”
Edsall: “What?”
HCDM: “Exactly” and walks away.

It is only after Randy Edsall realizes what transpires that he smiles and yells after Coach Marrone.

by stumpycuse on Nov 30, 2009 2:52 PM EST reply actions  

OKAY TNIAAM

because you demanded it, via ESPN Big East Network coverage I have PHOTOS!



~Luke B.

by AZLK on Dec 1, 2009 2:13 PM EST reply actions  

and yes sean

i just saw that you already posted pictures… my bad…

~Luke B.

by AZLK on Dec 1, 2009 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

that cop standing next to Edsall.

He know exactly what was said. How do we track that man down?!

by voteprime on Dec 1, 2009 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

In the words of Lou Brown

Nice win Edsell, don’t ever f——— do that again.

Without Gerry McNamara we wouldn't have won 10 f-- games, not 10

by PoetryInMoten on Dec 1, 2009 3:25 PM EST reply actions  

I hope

that in the closing minutes of the game next year Nassib chucks one to Lemon for a 40 yard touchdown to make the score 49-16 with 11 seconds left. Then HCDM goes for two and gets it…in the press conference afterwards, everyone asks “coach coach…why did you go for two?” and HCMD stares into the camera with that look of death he sports…and says “cause we couldnt go for 3”…I know that is a quote from some other coach, but that quite possibly be the coolest moment of my entire life…and i’m a father (sorry honey…but that would be pretty cool)

by Mike Will is DoubleDown on Dec 1, 2009 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

It's

Woody Hayes

Without Gerry McNamara we wouldn't have won 10 f-- games, not 10

by PoetryInMoten on Dec 1, 2009 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

HCDM: What does Head Coach Doug Marrone look like? Does he look like a bitch?

[Edsall is unable to answer.]
HCDM: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Randy? [runs off]
Edsall: [calls out to HCDM] I didn’t.
State trooper: Yes you did, Randy. You tried to fuck him. And Head Coach Doug Marrone don’t like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Head Coach Doug Marrone.

by el_bresidente on Dec 2, 2009 12:42 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Maybe he said

“Good luck at Notre Dame.”

Wouldn’t it be great if Randy ended up in South Bend? I’d hate to see ND hire someone I like.

by ezcuse on Dec 2, 2009 8:37 PM EST reply actions  

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