WEEK 5 NCAA PICKS: TAM-PUH edition

First things first:

I took Syracuse +7.  I really have zero clue how this game will go.  The Orange, with the exception of Syracuse's inability to keep Maine out of the end zone in garbage time late in the 4th Q, have gone 3-1 ATS this year.  I guess I like that trend to continue.  Hopefully this is a win by the almighty Orange, but BB's comments on how this is a trap game for USF and just by seeing how SU plays at home (plus, you know, homecoming and all) I think Syracuse has a shot here, at least to keep this thing really, really close.

And BTW, allow me a little bitching session: Dear Maine Black Bears: nice back-door cover, bitch-ass hizzo Black Bears from Maine!!  WTF!  Seriously.

And I won't go into much detail on this, but I like the following four teams this weekend:

Michigan (+3½) SRSLY you guys TATE FORCIER!

Auburn (+2½) GUS GUS GUS M

Miami (FL) (+7½) Algebra 101: (Injured Sam Bradford^Landry Jones pornstache) + (Jacory Harris is a stud) = WINNNNNNNA!

USC (-5) Matt Barkley > Jahvid Best