Who Is This Guy And What Have You Done With Arinze Onuaku?

by Sean Keeley on Oct 19, 2009 5:44 PM EDT

Arinze Onuaku has been replaced by a clone. Or a robot. Or an alien. Or a Cylon (is that also a robot? I'm not a mega-dork). I don't know exactly what Arinze has been replaced with, only that I know he's been replaced.

This is the Arinze Onuaku I know and care for.

Stoic. Angry. Uncomfortable. Bitter. And maybe a little gassy. And certainly not smiling.

So I am at a loss on how to explain...this.

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Fun-loving. Happy-go-lucky. Excited. Smiling. Smiling? SMILING?

Arinze, I don't even know you anymore. You better be a Terminator or something, so help me God.

H/T: Meg, Syracuse.com

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How about

looking wicked skinny? Hopefully that wasn’t alot of muscle he dropped.

Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!

by bigbluethruandthru on Oct 19, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions

who’s that guy?

by stumpycuse on Oct 19, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions

Don’t forget thinner and in much better shape….

~K
"As the governor of Louisiana once said, the only way Chris Kelsay can lose his job is if he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy."

by Kurupt on Oct 20, 2009 12:57 AM EDT reply actions

As long as "better free throw shooting"

is part of the new Arinze, I support and endorse the transformation and say welcome to our new Cylon overlords (who are, strictly speaking, robots, yes).

by Trapped_In_ACC_Hell on Oct 20, 2009 9:08 AM EDT reply actions