Paul Harris May, MAY, Be The Greatest Person Ever

I would like to know more about those fish in the background. I have no idea how many there are, let alone their species or sizes, but I do know one thing…. if they are Paul Harris’ fish, the smallest one in there is the toughest, most badass goldfish of all-time.

I think this confirms the notion that in the offseason Harris moonlights as a Navy Seal.

Have a nice day!

Sort of like Chuck Norris Facts ?

I’m blanking on the first submission. Little help?

Everyone thinks that the Finger Lakes were formed from glacial retraction after the Ice Age. That’s incorrect; they were actually formed by Paul Harris dragging his hand across the Tug Hill Plateau.

should actually be refered to as Paul Harris Effect Snow. It happens every time he sneezes.

on gamedays he eats 5-6 shaw dining hall chocolate chip cookies and that is all………. fact: paul harris was the inspiration for optimus prime

Paul Harris had sex with Lois Lane. Afterward Superman gave him a high five.

an angel has an orgasm.

(Pretty sure I semi-stole that from someone. Jon Stewart possibly)

Paul Harris’s hair is the material used to make shamwow

Paul Harris can inflate the dome in a single breath.

paul harris invented the “pull a mans heart out through his chest while he’s still breathing” move, made famous in indiana jones..

paul harris can throw a toaster further than superman………too soon?

some solid gold glamour shots there