Hookah'd?
Donnie just decided to drop this little nugget under the radar today:
Head coach Doug Marrone may issue a campus casting call for kickers. Marrone said he'd like to invite students to tryout for the kickoff job. Niko Rechul, who handled the kickoff job last season, is not returning this fall. Marrone said issuing an invitation for kickers is a way to involve the student body and perhaps find untapped talent. Marrone said the job requirement is simple: Kick the ball through the end zone for touchbacks.
What does is all mean? Is he leaving to fulfill his lifelong dream of owning and operating a hookah bar in Upstate New York fulltime? Is he leaving BECAUSE of the hookah bar? Is he leaving the Syracuse area altogether and taking his flavored-tobacco dreams with him? Is this MY chance to own a hookah bar?
Somebody...do something...
Oh and I guess if you've got a strong leg and you're eligible, you know, go try out.
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This is going to be just like Unnecessary Roughness!
Is Kathy Ireland too old to join the Syracuse football team? Actually, she probably doesn’t have any eligibility left. Maybe a cheerleader could play her role?
Damn you VotePrime
You beat me to the punch on that one! That was my first thought too. On the surface, it’s pretty alarming. I mean, the Texas State Armadillos were the worst team in college football…not a good omen for the mighty Orange.
"(BARF)" - Donovan McNabb, during his game winning drive against Virginia Tech in 1998
I always loved how in that movie
They talked about being “the best team in Texas” like it was a National Championship.
Not a day goes by that I don't think about that movie!
Actually, that’s a complete lie. But man, this is totally the first thing I thought of after reading this. I’m glad I wasn’t alone on that.
And...
…why is this big-game of the season is against freakin’ Kansas?
by Terrence Roberts Overdrive on Jan 28, 2009 3:54 PM EST reply actions

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