Charley "Ridiculously Good Looking" Loeb

by ryanwk628 on Jan 20, 2009 2:02 PM EST

First let me preface this: NO HOMO

Now, were recruiting a kid to play QB/model out of Groton Mass named Charley Loeb.

There are some articles about him leading great comebacks and doing general QB awesomness...

BC, Vandy, Ole Miss, WVU and Marshall are all looking at him.

Syracuse.com says hes coming for a visit.

6'4, 220. 4.7 40 - Awesome

325 bench for a HS QB? Nice

13-something SAT

Oh... and hes really good looking.

via vmedia.rivals.com

Sort of a young eric bana

via vmedia.rivals.com

Although there he looks like he knows it... which would make him a DB.

Well, even if he is a bust, he would do better with the 12-17 year old female demographic than a - rob

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Throw in all the No Homos you want

GAY.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

by Sean Keeley on Jan 20, 2009 2:07 PM EST reply actions

nah

as long as you say “no homo” you can do anything you want.

Like if you were to kiss a dude, as long as you say it, youre not gay!

by ryanwk628 on Jan 20, 2009 2:14 PM EST up reply actions

right?

… oh crap

by ryanwk628 on Jan 20, 2009 2:15 PM EST up reply actions

you say............

isnt that lisa loebs brother…………….. i only here what i want to

by 86trash on Jan 20, 2009 2:31 PM EST reply actions

i may need one of those

“no homo”’s

by 86trash on Jan 20, 2009 2:32 PM EST up reply actions

You're just so

scaaaaaaared to looooooose

by Sean Keeley on Jan 20, 2009 2:37 PM EST up reply actions

I'm not going to lie

I had a huge crush on Lisa Loeb through college. Something about those glasses . . .

by Hoya Suxa on Jan 20, 2009 4:36 PM EST up reply actions

rawr!

“yeahhhhhhhhhhh, I miss you”

Lisa Loeb is a little minx!!

by Cody K on Jan 21, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions

I'm not going to lie . . .

My penis just went “Huh?”

by Hoya Suxa on Jan 22, 2009 7:55 AM EST up reply actions

She had a reality show awhile back.

1_Single_(TV_series)" target="new">#1 Single_ where she tried to meet a guy after getting out of two back-to-back longterm relationships. It made me like her even more than I already did.

by voteprime on Jan 22, 2009 11:13 AM EST up reply actions

I think my italics tags messed up that link.

It should be:
#1 Single

by voteprime on Jan 22, 2009 11:13 AM EST up reply actions

I don't wanna sound queer or nothin'

but I kinda wanna make love to you right now.

Am I even allowed to No Homo that statement?

by NOLACuse on Jan 20, 2009 2:45 PM EST reply actions

I just want to roll around in his hair!

by voteprime on Jan 20, 2009 2:48 PM EST up reply actions

You say no homo afterwards

I believe federal law states that

a “no homo” is uttered, if at all, subsequent to the conduct or speech that is, or may be, potentially incriminating to the actor or speakers sexuality and/or status as a respectable dude.

So by the letter of the law… you said no homo first… I think you might be gay

by Rocket Ship Science on Jan 20, 2009 2:55 PM EST reply actions

It's law

Sorry

by Sean Keeley on Jan 20, 2009 2:58 PM EST up reply actions

Is that like

saying “Im sorry” then punching someone in the face? You knew it was wrong but you did it anyway

Is it too late to call no homo?

No homo.

by ryanwk628 on Jan 20, 2009 3:03 PM EST up reply actions

Thats for the jury to decide

But I think you may be okay

by Rocket Ship Science on Jan 20, 2009 3:03 PM EST up reply actions

Is this something that has to go before the SU No Homo Judiciary Board?

They don’t take too kindly to No Homo lawbreakers ’round these parts.

by voteprime on Jan 20, 2009 3:07 PM EST up reply actions

Post statement 'no homo' is preferred

because it allows you to make a ridiculous and outlandish statement for shock value. then afterwads say ‘no homo’ as the tag line or PS. If you say it before people are just waiting for something crazy and there is no shock value to it.

by Otis Hill on Jan 20, 2009 3:19 PM EST reply actions