I Should Have Hung Out With David Tyree More In College

by Sean Keeley on Jan 13, 2009 1:55 AM EST

The Giants didn't have the services of Super Bowl hero and former Syracuse star David Tyree this season. They could have used his sure hands (and head) this past weekend. But what is, is.

Tyree is keeping his head up and his faith in a higher power that everything is happening for a reason and will lead to good things. He lives a clean lifestyle, goes regularly to church and is an all-around good guy. He's put a life of deviant behavior behind him. The drink, the drugs and the fornicating. All done.

That's nice, I'm sure he's very pleasant these days...

But man, did he sound like the funnest guy EVER in college or what?!?

Tyree woke up one morning and couldn't remember where he'd been or with whom. The one thing he knew for sure: he was naked.

AWESOME!

Another time, another blackout, he came to covered in mud.

AWESOMER!

I was waiting for the paragraph of the time he woke up next to a half-eaten human body and a knife and fork in his hands but, alas... Fingers crossed, he's just saving that story for the next book.

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So what you are saying is Tyree was your status quo college student? And, after college he started to mature more? Got ya…………Revolutionary….(j/k)…..

I dont believe Tyree would have made much of a difference in the Giants season or playoffs this year……Nothing could battle the herendous playcalling by Gilbride…..We throw the ball early when we should be establishing the run game….He put Eli into the worst situation by running play action, while backed up inside the 5 yard line, and then he throws a pick under pressure……….and then in the fourth quarter, down 2 scores, we decide to run, when we should be throwing……….If you are not as confused as me………I dont know!

by SUFAN4LIFE34 on Jan 13, 2009 9:15 AM EST reply actions

After every game, his routine included downing 40 ounces of malt liquor, a half-pint of Jack Daniels. Before smoking a blunt.

He kept to that schedule at Syracuse University. The beer, the Jack, the weed. But the schedule was winning.

That explains the hookah bar! They were trying to get back to the Tyree workout plan

by ryanwk628 on Jan 13, 2009 9:15 AM EST reply actions