I'm Not Sure Which One Is More Offensive

Oh you rascally SU students.  You and your hijinks.   Your attention to detail, your apparent appreciation for #47 Rob Long (Superman Wears Rob Long Underoos readers, perhaps?) and family-friendly humor will be appreciated for as long as you're there.  Just make sure "L" doesn't move over a couple spots, oh and I'd ask "G" and "A" not to turn around just yet cause...

Sonofa... Well, at least you're asking instead of telling.  Kindness counts.

Still, you blew your load too soon guys.  You should have saved this for when Erin Andrews was working the sidelines.