I know this is a couple days old, which in blogging terms is like a month old, but I had to note.  I had heard about the whole college cologne thing a couple days back, notably that you could now "smell like Penn State."  But I hadn't seen the actual press notes.  Humor me...

Harrisburg-based Masik Collegiate Fragrances developed the scent and says the Penn State perfume exudes vanilla, lilac, rose and white patchouli. The company says the cologne smells of blue cypress and cracked pepper vapor.

Masik president Katie Masich says the products should appeal to Penn State's vast alumni and football fans.

Just so you know what you're getting into before you run out and buy this, I think you should see exactly how the people are that you're going to be smelling like:

The Official Cowbell Man of Penn State, huh?  I'm sure as soon as officially-licensed Penn State gravestones become available, that will be engraved upon one.  It's only a matter of time.

H/T: Jeff B.