The ShamWow Guy Is Back, Folks
There's no SU tie-in here. Just 2:42 of awesome.
"Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life." I think that's my new e-mail signature.
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True Story
For the Long Beach State game I was doing a live chat, the sham wow guy and his commercial came on and my computer crashed. He’s God.
by Russianator on Dec 17, 2008 3:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Sham WOW guy
This guy is like a car accident. I have seen the sham wow infomercial more times than I can count – because i just can’t look away. Help me
by orange79 on Dec 17, 2008 3:56 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure I just heard him say
“You’re going to love my nuts.”
by SyraJosh on Dec 17, 2008 4:03 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Snuggie
Watching SU football and basketball games at the Syracuse bar in DC, multiple times the crowd has been captivated by one of these commercials… the shamwow, the slap chop, and now, may I present, the greatest invention in human history…
The Snuggie: A blanket with fucking sleeves!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4OxmXpKCcI
by Terrence Roberts Overdrive on Dec 17, 2008 4:14 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
What bar in DC?
Is it Ventnor on 18th? I know they are Syracuse supporters. But I want to get out and watch some of these games with other SU fans, especially when the Big East season gets going.
by voteprime on Dec 17, 2008 4:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
New bar
The gamewatching bar is now Sign of the Whale on M between 18th and 19th. Come out on Saturday night for the Memphis game.
by Terrence Roberts Overdrive on Dec 17, 2008 4:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet Sassy Mollassey!
That’s not too far from my place. I might just do that! And maybe I’ll wear my wig fro out my naturally orange hair.
by voteprime on Dec 17, 2008 4:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I assume this is open to non-alum as well?
I did not go to Syracuse. I just became a fan when I was a tot growing up in Cortland.
by voteprime on Dec 17, 2008 4:43 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Sure
And townies are welcome too.
by Terrence Roberts Overdrive on Dec 17, 2008 4:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Well shoot
I might have to come on down here as well. I’ve never been to Sign of the Whale (though I have been to Ventnor a number of times, I have buddies who live across the street). Although, tonight me and my last remaining local SU compatriot (the rest moved to NYC) are planning to meet at Cleveland Park Bar & Grill, which is close to where she lives.
by SyraJosh on Dec 17, 2008 4:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
DC Bar
All the ‘Cuse fans I know go to Rhino Bar in Georgetown. Nothing says Bad Ass like having t he official Syracuse bar right in your rival’s backyard.
by GrossSuperman on Dec 17, 2008 4:27 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I had heard Rhino too
But I’m not a big fan of Rhino: G’town is a pain in the ass to get to, and I feel like 20 different colleges claim it as their bar as well.
by voteprime on Dec 17, 2008 4:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Rhino no more
Rhino is devoting itself to being a G’town bar. Besides, we received a better deal from Sign and we moved it there before the football season.
by Terrence Roberts Overdrive on Dec 17, 2008 4:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Eww
That sucks. I always liked knowing that you guys were in the heart of Hoya Country fighting the good fight.
by GrossSuperman on Dec 17, 2008 4:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Rhino
Personally, I’m amazed a brawl never broke out.
by Terrence Roberts Overdrive on Dec 17, 2008 4:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Vince from ShamWow
I think Marrone should hire Vince to go out on the recruiting trail for him…
by GrossSuperman on Dec 17, 2008 4:28 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Eat some salad
that line “you’re gonna love my nuts” is just unreal.
And WTF is up with his head-piece microphone? I don’t get that one at all.
by Cody K on Dec 17, 2008 4:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
How else
do you expect to hear him? He’s in a kitchen, for God’s sake.
by Sean Keeley on Dec 17, 2008 4:43 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
oh come on
that never hurt Ron Popeil:
by Cody K on Dec 17, 2008 5:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Hahahaha!
You’re gonna love my nuts. UNREAL!
by GrossSuperman on Dec 18, 2008 12:35 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Personal favorite new commercial
Billy Mays the OxyClean guy is now hocking Life Insuance. It sounds just like the OxyClean commercial only he is telling you that you need to protect your family incase of your accidental death.
by Otis Hill on Dec 17, 2008 4:36 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
You're going to love my nuts!
Dennis Dodd would totally take that out of context.
by JohnRadcliff on Dec 17, 2008 4:52 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Rhino vs Sign
Guys,
Rhino and Sign are basically owned by the same people. As one of the people behind the move it has nothing to do with Rhino not liking us. The manager there is great and has always gone out of his way as much as possible to make Cuse feel welcome, even though he graduated from Gtown.
The new bar has the exact same specials as Rhino had 25 cent wings (its the same sauce as rhino) and 8 dollar pitchers during the game. This bar will allow us to establish a home where we can put SU stuff in the bar all season. Its also near both the blue, orange and red lines. I won’t be there tonight, but we should have a good crowd on Saturday for Memphis. Hope to see you guys then,
Jon
by CapitalOrange on Dec 17, 2008 4:54 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Party Pooper
You know, it’s much more fun when we can blame this on Georgetown. Can we at least pretend they made fun of Otto or something?
by voteprime on Dec 17, 2008 4:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I feel incredibly left out
Too bad Sign of the Whale isn’t really a close drive from New Orleans.
by NOLACuse on Dec 17, 2008 5:00 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
SF
If any of you chumps make it to SF, I’ll buy you a beer.
And Sean Troy will kick you in the nuts if you go to LA.
So you gotta ask yourself; “which is better: nuts or beer?”
"You’re going to love my nuts."!
by Cody K on Dec 17, 2008 5:05 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Stop living your boring life and eating your boring tuna
Seriously.
by Sean Keeley on Dec 17, 2008 5:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
"I use one finger, you can use you're whole hand if you want."
’nuff said
by StrawHatGuy on Dec 17, 2008 5:29 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I believe the proper response is...
That’s what she said!
by NOLACuse on Dec 17, 2008 5:43 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
How about the comment right after that?
“The kids can do it”
by NOLACuse on Dec 17, 2008 9:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
What's his accent?
Long Island? A little Eastern Euro thrown in there maybe?
by Cody K on Dec 17, 2008 5:41 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Recruit him
I bet he can shoot free throws. Did you see how he threw that garbage wannabe into the sink?
by actioncuse on Dec 17, 2008 5:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Now I know whenever I need to boost traffic...
post informercials
by Sean Keeley on Dec 17, 2008 5:51 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I’m telling you, a whole bar (by whole I mean like 15 of us) of SU fans during the Northwestern game sat there in shocked amazement by the shamwow.
by Terrence Roberts Overdrive on Dec 17, 2008 6:09 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Forget the ShamWow guy...
We need the graphics god who worked on this puppy. He/she can make choppped Oreos and strawberries shine (starting at 1:10)!
by firstmatewiggles on Dec 18, 2008 12:59 PM EST reply actions 0 recs










