Doug Marrone Presser Breakdown

I decided to watch the entire press conference now that the SUAthletics.com site has calmed down and I've got some play-by-play notes for you while you watch.  Kinda like a pop-up video except without all that Rick Astley.

0:10 - DOCTOR Daryl Gross doesn't ask for much.  Just a good football coach and a microphone that isn't three feet away from him when he gets to the podium.

1:20 - Most of the trustees get a polite thanks.  Tim Green gets a "I appreciate you, Tim."  Get a room, you two.

1:50 - "the search was very, very thorough." You're telling us...

3:40 - The Saints offense is "the most prolific offense you'll see."  Surely the finest 7-7 offense in the world.  (Easy with that...we're pleased with the guy, you don't need to make him out to be Bill Walsh)

4:45 - "And right now, what I want to do is bring up the new head coach at Syracuse University...Doug Marrone."  Just kinda cool, I dunno, call me sappy...if you're being hopeful about the guy this is a big moment.  And if you're not...get back to work on FireDougMarrone.com.

5:06 - Marrone gets the #1 jersey.  Man, Mike Williams gets suspended.  Now he loses his jersey to a o-lineman.  No respect.

(By the way, I think they should make coaches wear jerseys.  Hell, make'm wear full uniforms.  Including the helmets.  If a mental picture of Mark Mangino in skin-tight pants didn't already enter your mind, it will.  You're welcome.)

5:30 - Hey, somebody get that old guy!  He's in the shot!  Oh...sorry Coach Mac...

6:25 - "I hope that one day I can stand in front of my school and my friends and be the head football coach at Syracuse University."  Folks, if there's anything we learned in this coaching search, it's that not many people valued this job very highly.  We assumed that Skip Holtz and Turner Gill would both eventually use SU as a stepping stone if either got the job.   For Doug Marrone, it's the pinnacle of his career and, at least for the foreseeable future, there is no job out there that he would consider a step-up.  Gotta count for something.

6:40 - "A kid from a Bronx haivng a dream and making it come true."  Finally, Doug Marrone has something to talk about with J-Lo at the next Bronx Reunion.

7:40 - Marrone kept up the recruiting ties...foresight, baby.

8:34 - "Today is the greatest day of my life."  Sorry kids.

8:37 - "Besides being married to my wife or my children."  You're married to your children?  This ain't BYU, buddy.  We have laws.  Sinner.

9:33 - Coach Mac, what can I say other than...well...I'm just glad this isn't in HD.

10:32 - "Tim Green was probably the most beautiful recruit we ever had."  What the hell is going on with all this Tim Green man-love?  He must give CRAMAZING shoulder rubs.

11:30 - Really sounds like the mandate went out to talk up Marrone's recruiting skills.  Makes sense.

12:19 - I almost want to have a 2nd Bar Mitzvah just so I can invite Coach Mac up to light a candle and say the hamotzi.  He's a delight.

13:58 - Fantastic story about Steve Rogers that went absolutely nowhere.  I will go out of my way to listen to any radio or TV broadcast Coach Mac does from now on.

14:52 - Where do I get one of those orange ties?

16:38 - So THAT'S why everyone's on Tim Green's jock.  He's strapping!  I want to reach through the screen and shake his hand for a few seconds too long.

18:40 - Geez, Tim, way to bring down the room...

20:05 - Thuraness?

21:58 - Nice to hear Marrone is going to see what ingrediants he's got to work with first before he picks a recipe.  Especially if he doesn't choose the Pistol.

22:44 - Timmy, don't go.  Keep talking...about anything...you dreamy man, you.

23:00 - YES!  More Coach Mac ramblings...

24:06 - "I think I found him in Montana, I don't know where the hell he was."  Something tells me Coach Mac thinks he's in Montana right now.

24:49 - Coach Mac is working blue!

27:00 - "We all know who the good coaches are and who the poor coaches are."  Yes...yes we do.

28:40 - Doug says "this is an exciting time" in the least exciting way possible.

30:04 - No illegal calls!  Don't tell Spurrier...he'll get all sneaky...

31:27 - Wait...head coaches get involved in time-management and how players conduct themselves off the field?  THEY CAN DO THAT???

34:05 - Doug's first passive-aggressive, belligerent question.  Welcome to Syracuse!

36:09 - "You know, football's gone so many different ways these days with the Internet...and our bloggers...and our articles...and what we write...it's so hard nowadays to make sure that, you know, other schools that we're competing against, you know, don't use it against us."  Hey, we keep beating MAC teams, you won't hear a peep out of me.*

*Not true, but it's a start.

36:51 - "We are NOT in a rebuilding process.  We are in a process of rejuvinating this program."  Slightly Gregism-esque, but, I'll allow it.

39:19 - Gross strolls up to the podium with a "what the f*** do you want?" look.

39:47 - You're right, there is only one BCS School in NY.  There's also one one bowl team in NY this year.  And the twain are not meeting.

And with a final "thank the Lord that's over" look on his face, Doug Marrone ended the first of many press conferences as head coach of SU foootball.  I could get used to this.

(AP Photo/Kevin Rivoli)

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