According to the Syracuse Post-Standard in Sunday's editions, the name of Bengals assistant head coach/offensive line coach Paul Alexander has surfaced in the Syracuse University head coach search.

I don't know anything about Paul, tell me more.

Alexander, 49, has been with the Bengals the last 15 years...

Done.  Next.

What's that?  There's more to his resume?  I don't care.  Do. Not. Care.  He's spent 15 years in the NFL, away from college football and he's not even a coordinator?  And he's been working for the Bengals this whole time?  THE FUCKING BENGALS?

No, Syracuse.  NO.