DOCTOR Daryl Gross Is Going To Name DOCTOR Daryl Gross As New Syracuse Football Coach

by Sean Keeley on Nov 21, 2008 11:43 AM EST

Look at the facts:

1. Top prospects SKip Holtz, Turner Gill and Rob Ianello claim they haven't been contacted about the position yet. Huh?

2. The top prospect, Randy Edsall, was forced to publicly deny his interest in the job and his reputation is taking a big hit over in Storrs.

3. Daryl went on a radio program this week and said "everyone" is a candidate for the SU job...not just esteemed college football coaches.

4. Greg Robinson has so thoroughly destroyed Syracuse Football that even an untrained neophyte could step in right now and do no worse.

The evidence is clear and so is the truth. DOCTOR Daryl Gross will be the next head coach of Syracuse Football.

That is some seriously well-planned Emperor Palpatine mastermind stuff there, DOC. You played Jar-Jar Robinson and Queen Cantordala like a, well, whatever that instrument was that the blue elephant-looking guy was playing in Jabba the Hutt's lair.

Just remember, Rebel Scum, there are always two. A master AND an apprentice. We must identify who that is if we are to have any chance of defeating the Empire and restoring order to the Onondaga Galaxy.

Help us Coach Mac, you're our only hope...

H/T: Ray Biggs

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Maybe Gross is going all Tom Osborne on the ’Cuse…

by GrossSuperman on Nov 21, 2008 11:59 AM EST reply actions

Know what?

As long as “DOCTOR Darly Gross” can coach, I’m fine with it.

I’ve never heard of this Darly character though. Is he a mythical Jedi?

by Cody K on Nov 21, 2008 12:11 PM EST reply actions

(sorry sean, couldn't resist)

by Cody K on Nov 21, 2008 12:12 PM EST up reply actions

D'oh!

Didnt even notice…

by Sean Keeley on Nov 21, 2008 1:37 PM EST up reply actions

If the Greggers...

was the master then the DOCTOR would be the apprentice. That means we have nothing to worry about here.

DaleW

by moosedontbounce on Nov 21, 2008 1:03 PM EST reply actions

isnt this an in season thing?

hiring from another school isnt supposed to happen during the regular season. There are tampering rules, asking permission to speak with so and so.. and it just looks bad to admit youre thinking about leaving until its actually over.

Say Im going to leave my girl, I dont tell everyone Ive been seeing someone else on the side until its over with my actual girlfriend. If I did, Id look like a scum bag and leave the now ex girlfriend with a cheating complex where she will never trust anyone again.

by ryanwk628 on Nov 21, 2008 1:48 PM EST reply actions