This Is All Pete Carroll's Fault

Think about it...

If Pete Carroll doesn't turn USC in the best program in the country, DOCTOR Daryl Gross' claim that he's the guy who hired Carroll doesn't mean anything.

If that claim doesn't mean anything then Gross doesn't get nearly as much credit as he gets for his time as Assistant AD there.

If he doesn't get all that credit, he doesn't get hired as AD of Syracuse.

If he doesn't get hired as AD of Syracuse, he doesn't hire Greg Robinson...on the advice of PETE CARROLL.

Quick, someone do some research. What did Syracuse ever do to Pete Carroll to warrant his now-decade long vengeance plan that went into effect the day he was hired at USC? If my calculations are correct, the upcoming football series between SU and USC will be the final piece of the puzzle as USC will attempt to break the record for most points scored in a game against us, causing the entire program and the University to fold unto itself. Cumberland College will finally rest easy.

Pete Carroll is part Benjamin Linus and part bad-guy-in-Oldboy:



Whatever it is we did to deserve this, we've paid for our sins and then some. Make it stop, Pete Carroll. You win.

(If you haven't seen Oldboy yet, you're dead to me. Netflix it. NOW. And don't give me that "I don't watch movies with subtitles" bullcrap. You're better than that.)

SB Nation Featured Video
X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician

You must be a member of Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician. You should read them.

Join Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician

You must be a member of Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9347_tracker