King Me!

Remember when Donte Greene got traded to the Kings but didn't really cause he couldn't be yet so you wondered "when will then be now?" and Colonel Sanders said "soon" and you thought "weird, this is just out of Spaceballs" and Colonel Sanders said "prepare ship for ludicrous speed!" and then you woke up and realized that you probably shouldn't have taken peyote while watching Spaceballs on the day the news broke that Donte Greene got traded?

Well...
the the trade went through.

Donte is a King, at least for now, and King's G.M. Geoff Petrie is excited to have Greene on the team. At least I think he's excited.
He's got a lot of makings of an NBA game, and the size and the length to go with it. At 19, 20 years old, he at least has to fall into the promising category.
Makings of an NBA game? What? Greg, is that you?

The Kings had a little time to get ready for Donte and they pulled out all the stops on their website today to do just that.











That must've taken at least ten minutes, you guys. Much love.


If you want to get more details, I suggest Kings Blog, which is exactly what you think it is.

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