Donte Greene - Thin pogo-stick type of athlete (read: scrawny as hell) who will thrive if Syracuse starts to get up and down, which the Orange seem poised to try (read: if that old coot Boeheim can actually get with the times).
Paul Harris - Do-it-all Paul has all the skills, except a jump shot (read: well, exactly what you read). Strongest guard in college basketball, but he has no position (read: Boeheim is a strategic assface). If he continues to improve his shooting next year as he did in Year 1, he could get in the lottery discussion, a discussion he was in coming out of prep school. We look forward to more highly-intriguing (read: jaded) and lively discussion (read: bile) from Doug this season.