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Out Of The Office

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You're on your own today.  Fret not, I'll be back tomorrow.

In the meantime, use those FanPosts and FanShots to keep everyone in the loop.  If someone wants to go through all of the effort of figuring out who won the T-shirt contest, have at it.  I will be in your debt for at least a couple days.

Stop crying and get to work!

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Syracuse Orange at Cincinnati Bearcats Game Thread

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Leave your pre-, in- and post-game comments below.  G'Orange!

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"I think I’m gonna play. I think I’ll be fine by Sunday. Because my body feels better. It’s feeling way better than it did. So I think I’ll be fine."

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A Sold Out Shirt Can Be Yours, If You Guess Properly

It's been too long since we've had a good ol'fashion giveaway on the site.  Thanks to the folks over at Holy Shirt, I've been given six of these lovely shirts that we first noticed yesterday:

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Want one?  Well then all you have to do is guess correctly.  So what shall we guess?  Total points?  Eh, too simple.  Points Wes Johnson will score?  Eh, too easy.  Let's get a little silly...in order to win a T-shirt, you must correctly guess...

HOW MANY POINTS, ASSISTS, REBOUNDS AND STEALS WILL ANDY RAUTINS HAVE TOTAL AGAINST CINCY?

It's arbitrary and random.  But that's how we do.  The six people who get closest to that number win a t-shirt.  In the event of a tie, we will go to who was closer on points scored.  If that's a tie, we go to assists, then rebounds and finally steals.  I would think we'll have it sorted by then.

So make your guess below.  Any guess received after tip-off is null and void.   And in case you don't win or just want to make sure you get one of the shirts, you can purchase them through the SU Bookstore.

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Orange Look To Make Weekend Bear-able

Admit it, you're looking ahead right now, aren't you?  I can see it in your eyes.  You're not even paying attention anymore.  You're so concerned with Villanova that you forget SU still has a ways to go before the February 27th showdown.  There's five games in-between now and then, including two home games. 

Hopefully, the team isn't as daydreamy as you are cause they're work to be done.

The Cincinnati Bearcats (14-9) host the Orange this Sunday in a pre-Super Bowl showdown.  Cincy is coming off a a beatdown at the hands of Notre Dame and is struggling to stay afloat.  You might even say they're the consummate Bubble team:

Very "Blah" numbers right now. 'Nati might be the ultimate bubble team since it's hard to make a strong case for them to be in or out. Wins over UConn, Providence and Vanderbilt might be just enough to get them in.

With Wes Johnson somewhat questionable, the Orange will need to develop a plan of attack that doesn't focus on him.  CuseOrange says expect some balance out of the offense for a change:

Unlike the Providence game on Tuesday, SU’s gameplan should have a greater balance of the inside and outside attack, as the Bearcats’ front line is more physical than the vastly overmatched Friars lineup. For the outside game, Andy Rautins is mired in one of his patented mini-slumps, having averaged only around 7 points per game over his last four, thanks largely to a 6-26 drought from three while playing all but a few minutes of each game. He’s kept active on defense, so he hasn’t been that inefficient, but any time is a good time for the long range shots to start hitting again.

As far as SU fans are concerned, records be damned.It's a road game in the Big East which means SU should expect a tough game:

Cincinnati is a tough team. It’s 11-1 at home on the year, and has a solid trio of Lance Stephenson, Yancy Gates and Deonta Vaughn. It will be interesting to see how they attack Syracuse. Stephenson could be a matchup problem for Rautins, but not for Johnson. It should be a tight ballgame.

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I've lost track of many teams that makes it for Jason but hopefully something sticks. H/T: obscurev1sions & Sean Kelley

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Daily Links - Boeheim "Never Better"

At 65 years young, Syracuse's Jim Boeheim has never been better - Paul Daugherty - SI.com
"I watch all the 10 o'clock soap operas,'' Boeheim is saying. "NCIS is my favorite. Numbers. I used to watch St. Elsewhere. That was good. I like them all.''

Three Idiots on Sports: Super Bowl Prop Bets - Syracuse Style
There's a huge game on tap Sunday, but I don't have to tell you that. You're already prepared to watch Syracuse-Cincinnati at 2 pm. In fact, you're probably having people over to watch the game. After it's over, your friends might even stick around, I guess there's a football game on or something.

Orange::44: Sell Out, With Me Oh Yeah!
I could care less what the team wears. It could be potato sacks with Syracuse written across it. But under no circumstances should you EVER change uniforms in the middle of a season. Just don't it.

Midseason Big East Awards - Card Chronicle
Player of the Mid-Year: Wesley Johnson, Syracuse

Recruiting Update: Waiters putting up big numbers | Orange Basketball Blog - syracuse.com
Here's a look at how the class of 2010 is doing

Orange Fizz: Cooney's Coach to Fizz: SU is Favorite.
"As for the recruiting, the phone continues to ring but I believe that Syracuse is the favorite."

The Big Orange Bloggers: Thank You Greg Robinson (Debut Column From The NY Sports Guy)
That’s right ladies and gents; I would like to do something no other Syracuse fan has done. Thank Greg Robinson for his time as Master and Commander of Syracuse football.

Syracuse University Athletics - 2010 Season Preview - Part II
This is the second installment of SUathletics.com's preview of the upcoming 2010 men's lacrosse season. Part I of focused on the attack and midfield. Part II features an overview of the team's defensive midfield, close defense, faceoff specialists and goalies.

Cincinnati.Com | Cincinnati Enquirer | Paul Daugherty » The Morning Line, 2/4
this week’s SI.com tome is on Jim Boeheim, a guy I’ve known for 25 years and really like. Guy’s a great golfer, a devoted family man, a chronic watcher of bad network TV drama and, facade aside, a caring and sentimental individual.

Syracuse recruiting analysis - Big East Blog - ESPN
There aren't a lot of showstopper names in this bunch, but second-year coach Doug Marrone is still working to get Syracuse back in the forefront of recruits' minds.

SB Nation's College Hoops Power 16 - SB Nation
This week's SB Nation Power 16 has a new author, but the same team on top. Behind Kansas, Syracuse slips, Michigan State avoids punishment, and New Mexico makes a debut.

During halftime of a Syracuse game, a building full of adults watch two little kids get dressed at half-court. Wait...that didn't come out right...

The 2010 Orange squad is faced with the tough task of replacing All-American Sid Smith.

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The TNIAAM Hodgepodge Spectaculaire - February 5th

The TNIAAMHS returns. Let's dance...

SYRACUSE GAMES - THE WEEK AHEAD

Sunday, February 7th, 2pm ET - @ Cincinnati (14-7)

It's been a Jekyll & Hyde type season for the Bearcats.  They'll play Pitt tough and beat UConn only go out and lose to St. John's a few days later. They got crushed by Notre Dame last night after beating Providence earlier in the week, so that trend is ongoing.  The Orange SHOULD have no problem here...but then again...DePaul.

MookpocalypseWatch -Low.  If the Big East has given us any lessons so far this season, it's to not take anything for granted on the road.  Not to mention the fact that Mookie hasn't played in the last five SU games.  Something tells me Boeheim has shrunken his pool of resources.

If This Game Were A Moment From Jersey Shore, It Would Be... "I’m going to Headliners, I’m looking to have more of a classy night tonight."  I'd like to see the Orange come out on the road and put away a team that they should put away.  I'd like to see a classy effort out of them.

Gametime Snack of Choice - Bear claw.  Bearcats...Bear claw.  Get it?  Good.

Gametime Beverage of Choice - Cincinnati Cocktail - Combine 1/2 pint of your favorite microbrew with 1/2 pint of soda water. Serve in a pint glass. Sounds awful, but, hey, when in Cincinnati...

Movie/TV Show To Watch Afterward If We Win - Super Bowl - The pageantry.  The passion.  The commercials!

Movie/TV Show To Watch Afterward If We LoseSuper Bowl - As if there's other options?

Wednesday, February 10th, 7pm ET - UConn (13-9)

How quickly the mighty fall.  Everyone's so pumped for the Villanova game that we're forgetting we have to play UConn at home first.  The Huskies are in the middle of their worst season in a long time...but they're still UConn.  And it's the first meeting since SixOvertimes.com, so, you can imagine they're still displeased.

MookpocalypseWatch - Low.  Short of a 30-point blowout, and I don't see that happening, Mookie's watching this one just like the rest of us.

If This Game Were A Moment From Jersey Shore, It Would Be..."I feel this job is beneath me. I'm a bartender. I do great things." for Jim Calhoun.  I don't doubt that the man is going through some serious health issues.  It's just that, well, you can't help but think the timing is a little weird, no?  He just so happens to take a leave of absence just as the program slips into it's worst slump in 20 years?

Gametime Snack of Choice - Hofmann Sausage Sub - The Dome Dog gets all the love in the Carrier Dome but make sure you save some for the Sausage Sub.  Keeps your intestines on their toes.  Well, on their intestinal walls, would be more apt.

Gametime Beverage of Choice - A Husky Slammer - 1 part extra dry gin, 4 parts Barq's Root Beer.  Let me know how that goes.

Movie/TV Show To Watch Afterward If We Win - E! True Hollywood Story - Jenna Jameson, E!

Movie/TV Show To Watch Afterward If We Lose - The six overtime win from last year.  We'll always have that.

THIS WEEK IN SYRACUSE HISTORY

February 5th, 2007 - The Indianapolis Colts win the Super Bowl the same day Syracuse wins a basketball game.  Let's do that again.

WEIRD OLD-TIMEY OPPONENT THAT USED TO BE ON OUR SCHEDULE

Williston Seminary.  The Orange had a pickle of a time with the Seminary in 1904, losing 26-12.  Making the story slightly more awkward is the fact that, today, Williston is a high school.

RANDOM SU ALUM YOU NEED TO PAY ATTENTION TO RIGHT NOW

Probably should have saved last week's alum, Vera Farmiga, for this week.  She got the Oscar nom, so, nice work Vera.  Taye Diggs, you're on the clock!

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